So,the other day I was shemping along my way to work and i realized i had forgotten my shemp! So i quickly shemped my shemp back home to get my shemp but it wasn't where I left last night. So i called my girl and asked her" Did you take my shemp?"
She replied " No I didn't take it your shemp you shemping moroon!", she then hung up.
So now I don't have my shemp and its nowhere to be shemping found. Plus I'm now late for work and I'm going to miss a very important shemping. Dejected I shemp to work, downtrodden and forlorn over my lost shemp. I walk into my office and loe and behold whats on my desk?
MY SHEMP!
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